We Get It... You HAVE A Cellphone...

This has been bugging me for a long time...It really has...

It is hard enough being deprived of my weekly dose of canai and tea here in Aussie, and that is making me grouchy every Friday nite approximately around 12 (*Australian time*), but this is just PLAIN.ANNOYING.

Imagine this scenario. You are in the lecture theater. You just woke up 20 minutes ago to go to class (*reluctantly*) and since you are already there, you might as well learn something rite?

So you put on your serious face and you lose (*I can't believe I have stooped to quoting songs*) yourself in the the lecture... Not minding the lecturer is getting an orgasm while teaching Finance (*That is another story for another post...*)

Then outta no where, a Darth Vader theme song plays...

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"Hello Mum???"

Look, there is nothing wrong with mom's calling their kid at any given time of the day... Let's face it, theyn suffered for 9 months carrying you around. They have the RIGHT to do that...

But for the love of God, learn to turn off/silence you damn cell when we are in the following:-

1. Lecture Hall/Theater - Coz yes, there are people out there that actually want to learn...
2. Movie Theaters - Coz telling the plot of the movie in the theater while the movie is playing is just a stupid way for piracy
3. Exams - *Duh*
4. Libraries - I mean come on... There are signs...EVERYWHERE

I don't know what are people so retarted as to not know basic courtesy...

But I believe that they want some recognition... If it was not for their cell's going off at god-knows-when, they would just go through life just another person that no one would bother with...

So I, on behalf of teaandcanai.wordpress.com, acknowladge your existence. You are no longer a nobody. You are just a growing number of somebodies...

Now turn that damn thing off!!!

--|[s2k]|--

Male products, eh?

Well, well... now that ass-too-'kay hav mentioned MEN'S products (yes, the word "MEN" must precede everything), I feel the need to reveal a very well-kept secret of the American men that I stumbled upon recently.

Ah, yes... the American men. Sensitive, suave, athletic, well-behaved and well-groomed gentlemen. How can women possibly resist them? C'mon, they're from the land of fast food chains, war advocators, the culturally clueless, and a grammatically challenged Texan president that runs on deficit. I can feel the lust vibe for them from here...

Alright, enough of anticipation-building moments. Here's the product that is soon to become and not so well-kept secret thanks to me.



For further details/orders, please IM us. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. Price subject to colour and "special markings" type.

– Liam –

I Got To Slow Down Washing My Face...

So, I was sitting in front of the computer deciding as to which notes of Finance to look over and I realized that my face was very dry and feeling taut... And then I realized that I had to slow down on washing my face...

Yes...I do wash my face... Yes, it may not sound like the manly thing to do, fully contradicting what the other half of this blog has said about us being manly and lusted after coz' of consuming canai and tea, but I do...

There are, however, reasons as to why this is still a manly thing...



Yes... This is the face wash of manliness...Why you ask???

1. The name of the face wash says "Men's Biore..."... The fact that the word "Men's" preceeds every other sentence of the name of the products makes it manly... I doubt that a guy would go into a pharmacy/department store and choose a face wash that says otherwise... Rite?


2. The colour is dark blue-ish/black... The colour of manliness... Don't you agree? Do you think Chuck Norris would be caught washing his face with a tube of face wash that is pink? Or light blue? Or bright orange?...
   ...I would not think so... Coz if you did, he'd have to give you a roundhouse kick...

So... after systematically proving that me washing my face is manly, we have to come back to the original topic... I have to slow down on the face-washing... It's making my skin dry and taut...

Simple as that... Just slow down...

Now back to the studying...

--|[s2k]|--

Bursting through our zippers...

It was anything but pure coincidence. Yes, you knew it was coming.

I was having a chat with ass-two-kay on a dodgy lap-dance-top and things just started to blow up in spurts of utter creativity jisms.

I don't know why but there was something about the tea and canai from Kinrara that made us the most intelligent, athletic, manly, sexy, lust-after guys in Seri Petaling. But no, we consumed them, not chucked them into our ding-dongs like that dude from Dodgeball. Don't try to get too creative with us now...

So here we are, after consuming all that great Indian delicacies that we take for granted too often. Yes, I know you're starting to feel all lusty over us now... just hold your horses, we've got all the time in the world to ride on, baby...

– Liam –

Disclaimer: We do not guarantee that you will too be as intelligent, athletic, manly, sexy, lust-after like us dos mucho macho hombres after consuming Kinrara delicacies. Maybe we were born with it after all. You can't deny that, honey...

Yes...This was bound to happen...And you know it...

Yes...You ALL knew that this would happen...

Two of the most cynical minds from the Kinrara mamak stall in Seri Petaling was bound to find its way to the Internet to deliver doses of our brand of tactless sarcasm based on "real things" and "real events"...That makes it's way to the mamak stall...

So, you got 2 choices....

Press that pretty little red box at the top right corner of your Internet Explorer or Mozilla or whatever you guys are using and leave...

or...

Sit back, sip on your tea and just read...

Coz you guys knew this was bound to happen...

--|[s2k]|--