Male products, eh?

Well, well... now that ass-too-'kay hav mentioned MEN'S products (yes, the word "MEN" must precede everything), I feel the need to reveal a very well-kept secret of the American men that I stumbled upon recently.

Ah, yes... the American men. Sensitive, suave, athletic, well-behaved and well-groomed gentlemen. How can women possibly resist them? C'mon, they're from the land of fast food chains, war advocators, the culturally clueless, and a grammatically challenged Texan president that runs on deficit. I can feel the lust vibe for them from here...

Alright, enough of anticipation-building moments. Here's the product that is soon to become and not so well-kept secret thanks to me.



For further details/orders, please IM us. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. Price subject to colour and "special markings" type.

– Liam –