Bursting through our zippers...

It was anything but pure coincidence. Yes, you knew it was coming.

I was having a chat with ass-two-kay on a dodgy lap-dance-top and things just started to blow up in spurts of utter creativity jisms.

I don't know why but there was something about the tea and canai from Kinrara that made us the most intelligent, athletic, manly, sexy, lust-after guys in Seri Petaling. But no, we consumed them, not chucked them into our ding-dongs like that dude from Dodgeball. Don't try to get too creative with us now...

So here we are, after consuming all that great Indian delicacies that we take for granted too often. Yes, I know you're starting to feel all lusty over us now... just hold your horses, we've got all the time in the world to ride on, baby...

– Liam –

Disclaimer: We do not guarantee that you will too be as intelligent, athletic, manly, sexy, lust-after like us dos mucho macho hombres after consuming Kinrara delicacies. Maybe we were born with it after all. You can't deny that, honey...